Funk Master 3.5g
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Beginners beware, this CBX-bred gem crosses two classic hash strains, Gm-uhOh and Master Kush, for an ultra elite pheno that delivers a true connoisseur-grade experience. Extremely oily, these juicy nuggets reek of funky gym socks, garlic, roadside skunk, and sweet, earthy OG kush. An exquisitely elevated profile, the flavor translates perfectly with this enjoyable smoke. Gleaming with trichomes, these stick-to-your-window buds are beautiful and visually stunning. Relaxing, sedating, and soothing, this next-level heater gets you faded quickly with a heavy high that will thoroughly stone ya.
Pay cash when your order arrives. Valid 21+ ID required at the door.
What it is
Funk Master is a 3.5g eighth of flower from CBX: Cannabiotix, a California brand known for in house breeding and small batch indoor runs. This one was bred by CBX as a cross of two hash style classics, Gm-uhOh and Master Kush, selected for a single standout pheno. The buds are dense, resinous and coated in trichomes, with enough surface oil that they tend to stick to the grinder.
Taste and how people describe it
The nose is loud and savory: funky gym sock, garlic, skunk, and a sweet earthy OG kush base underneath. That carries through on the smoke, so the flavor lands close to the jar aroma.
People commonly report it as relaxing and heavy, the kind of effect that settles in quickly and stays weighted. Experienced smokers often describe it as strong. Effects vary from person to person and from batch to batch, so a small amount first is a reasonable way to gauge it.
Good to know
- Ground finely, since sticky buds burn unevenly in a joint
- Store in a sealed glass jar away from heat and light
- Adults 21 and over only, with ID at the door in Woodland Hills and across the West Valley
